a. I hide in design’s bushes and peak into her windows. Sometimes I have to pee, but I can hold it for a very long time when I want to.
b. I chug graphic design out of the carton when nobody is looking.
c. I found a fly in my bowl of design one time. It was crunchy.
d. If I was a dog and design had a butt, I would be sniffing that shit all day long.